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Cheryl Cole reportedly moves back into Ashley's home, footballer quickly cleans carpet
Well, kids, it looks like it’s officially happening; it has been reported that Cheryl has been moving all her stuff back into the mansion she once shared with Ashley. Crates of stottie cakes, Brown Ale and lard have been shifted back in over the last month, a ‘source’ has revealed.
The brilliantly-named Hurtmore House (seriously? Were Cheating Bastard Villa and Cuckold’s Croft taken?) was Ash’n’Chez’s marital nest until last year’s divorce. Ashley has been living there alone since the split, and the source says he’s “let the place go, a bit like most blokes would” and has called in a team of decorators to get rid of all the vom-covered beige carpets and giant discarded man-nappies and whatnot.